Directed By:
Lewis Jackson
Rated R
Genre: Slasher Horror
Format Used: Blockbuster DVD
Contains: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence
Also Known As:
You Better Watch Out
Terror in Toyland
THE PLOT:
Harry Stadling loved Christmas and believed in Santa Claus, there's nothing wrong with that in itself, but Harry believed
he was Santa Claus and it was his job to watch the children in the neighborhood to see if they are being naughty or nice.
But this Psycho Santa will do more then leave coal in the stocking of bad people.
ZEDD'S OPINION:
I think I found a movie that is worse then Santa's Slay, I mean Santa's Slay had some good points, it had a sense of humor
going through it. But Christmas Evil is dark, it's humorless pile of garbage which only a truly sick mind could come up with
and only a sicker mind would enjoy it. I mean explain to me something, was he Santa? Because if he was that would make even
less sense. Near the end, the Police are on to Harry's killing spree and it's about time by the way and start chasing him.
Harry's van crashes off the side of a cliff and flies off. Hello? Crazy people can't make their vans fly and Santa wouldn't
be peeking in windows. This is just an awful piece of trash and deserves THE LUMP OF COAL.
VOLTRON'S OPINION:
What a horrible, horrible movie. I never got to the flying van, I couldn't stand the characters or the story long enough
to wait for the ending. The plot made no sense and the writing and dialog was just god awful, I think monkeys on pot could
have written a better plot, with their feet. If you want to watch a good holiday horror, watch any SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT
movie or even a JACK FROST movie, anything but this crap fest. The only one who better watch out is who ever gave this garbage
pile the green light. THE LUMP OF COAL.
ON THE POSITIVE SIDE (+ HITS):
+ NOTHING (This movie was lamest Christmas terror ever!)
ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE (- MISSES):
- STORY (The story was lame, dry and predictable.)
- TWIST (The twist at the end made no sense)
- CHARACTERS (All the characters were horrible.)
- DIALOG (Awful.)
- WRITING (Awful.)
- CLIMAX (He gets away in a flying van, that doesn't even makes sense.)
...AND FINALLY...
- NOT FOR ANYONE (If you have half a brain in your head, you will avoid this crapper.)
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