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LUMPS OF COAL

DON'T OPEN 'TIL CHRISTMAS (1984) (CONTAINS SPOILERS)
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Directed By:
Edmund Purdom

Starring:
Edmund Purdom, Alan Lake, Belinda Mayne and Pat Astley

Rated R
Genre: Slasher Horror
Format Used: Netflix DVD
Contains: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence, Nudity, Sexual Content, Bad Ending
Country: England
Also Known As:
Don't Open Till Christmas (UK) (alternative spelling)

VOLTRON:

A serial killer is stalking the street and anyone with a red suit, white beard and a belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly is the target. Old Saint Nick is the victim in this ole Christmas crapper.

The cops are morons, the motive for murder is stupid and the fact that he falls like six stories to a tile floor and lives through makes no sense. This is just bad no matter how you look at it. Plus the fact the package the killer leaves for his dear brother is a bomb makes no sense, his brother wasn't dressed like Santa so he broke the pattern.  Serial killers don't break their patterns, no matter what.  We give this crapper from across the pound THE LUMP OF COAL!

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